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Mares
Good evening everypony, Mares… what are mares? Mares are rarely even mentioned in MLP:FiM, yet somehow they have become the defining way in which ponylove is expressed in 2024. Ten years ago, it was all about awkwardly being a Brony. Nowadays, however, Bronyism seems to have become irrelevant – instead, it’s all about the mares….
Top Pony Musicians
Good evening Everyhoof, This is an old post (except for minor editing) about some pony musicians. I wrote it in July after I went to Trotcon (2024). Date of Original Writing: 7/16/2024 Hello everyhoof, Today, I’m going to review what the best pony musicians are. Now, in the past, good pony musicians were usually hard…
Hello, Ponquestria
Thus far, I’ve done a “Hello world” (a form post included in WordPress by default) and a “Hello, Equestria” post, even though I’m not technically in Equestria. If I, or we, were anywhere, then – where might we be? I think that we might be in Ponquestria. Where is Ponquestria? I’m not exactly sure, but…
YouTube Video Player Shading
Using uBlock Origin’s Element Zapper, I was able to discover how much shading the YouTube video player uses in videos. Purify Video (https://purify-video.github.io/) gets rid of the shading and semicircle cuts, although when the video is paused, it doesn’t remove the YouTube bar. (Can you guess what video this was?) Works Cited: Purify Video. https://purify-video.github.io/….
Big Brother Ponies G1 Episode Review
Good evening Hoofers, In this G1 My Little Pony episode, we have one of the few appearances of male ponies in any of the My Little Pony generations, especially the early ones, and so it’s a good episode to watch for any pony bro interested in MLP. Some interesting happenings occur in this episode, “Somnambula,”…
Pony Worship – Princess Celestia
It is time now to praise our Goddess, Princess Celestia. The video gracefully opens, with the camera panning out to reveal Princess Celestia modestly dressed with some phoenix feathers adorning her collar, perhaps loaned to her by Philomena. As phoenix feathers represent rebirth, and the song is about remembering, the artist calls us to remember….
Mare Fair 2024 Opening Ceremony Animation Review
Good evening Ponquestria, This fine evening I will be reviewing the “Mare Fair 2024 Opening Ceremony Animation” YouTube video by Mare Fair (Mare Fair). Overall, it was a nice video. As the video opened, I’m reminded of the opening sequence in “THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A LINK TO THE PAST,” due to the water animation….
Pony Fandom History 101 – A Brief Overview
Good Hello Everypony, In this post, I’m going to write a brief overview of the history of pony, the ponynet, and the pony fandom. Pre-pony: Before G4 (Generation 4) of MLP (My Little Pony), there was G1, G2, and G3. G1 was the original pony from decades ago. G2 was the schoolypony. G3 was the…
TrotCon 2024 Review
Good Day Ponquestria, The following is a review of TrotCon (or is it “Trotcon?”) that I wrote a while back. My notes said that it was spellchecked and ready to post, so I’m going to assume it is. Different ponies told me not to go, but I went anyway. Although I only got the one-day…