“Blessed are the ponies, for they shall inherit the Earth.” Meaning: Horse is good. “Verily I say unto you, it is easier for a human to pass through the eye of a needle than for a pony to enter the Citadel of Equestria.” Meaning: Human is kinda bad sometimes. “Abstaining from meat, if you make…
Category: Pony_Church
Pony Church – Fluttershy [Version: Alpha]
Good day everyhoof, Today, I thought that I would write a little about Fluttershy. What is a fluttershy? …. In the image above, we can see what a fluttershy looks like. So, Fluttershy is the element of kindness, which means that she is always kind – not nice. Indeed, a better word to describe her…
Church Ponies – Twilight Sparkle [Version: Alpha]
Good day hoofponies, Today, it is time to admire the holy ponies of Equestria. First up is Twilight Sparkle: Seen here, Twilight Sparkle is honored with her own stained-glass portrait. Note that this is not Princess Twilight Sparkle, but rather simply Twilight Sparkle. It is curious that the artist would have been inspired to create…
Pony Worship – Princess Celestia
It is time now to praise our Goddess, Princess Celestia. The video gracefully opens, with the camera panning out to reveal Princess Celestia modestly dressed with some phoenix feathers adorning her collar, perhaps loaned to her by Philomena. As phoenix feathers represent rebirth, and the song is about remembering, the artist calls us to remember….