“Blessed are the ponies, for they shall inherit the Earth.”
Meaning: Horse is good.
“Verily I say unto you, it is easier for a human to pass through the eye of a needle than for a pony to enter the Citadel of Equestria.”
Meaning: Human is kinda bad sometimes.
“Abstaining from meat, if you make the human as the pony — and the pony within fulfilled — then you will know Pony, which is the Christ, and the Big Pony shall be fulfilled.”
Meaning: Meat is bad.
“For Twilight so loved the world, that she gave her only source of magic, that MARE who believeth in her shall not perish, but have everlasting Magic.” –Book of Pony, 3:16
Meaning: Our god is an awesome God.
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These passages (that I didn’t make up just now) remind us of when our Princess Celestia impregnated the virgin Tinker Bell, who gave birth to the unicorn known as Twilight Sparkle. Then Twilight gave up her magic so that we could all have Magic without end.
All this happened 75 years ago, in 1950. Around this time, Twilight and her friends walked the Earth. It is believed that she roamed a hidden underground cave in Antarctica, which they called Equestria. Here, animals from all around the world visited there, learning the lessons of friendship Twilight Sparkle had to teach before bringing those lessons back to the rest of the world, spreading her message of love, tolerance, peace, and harmony among all the animals and people (who were so attuned) of Earth.
It was also around this time that various humans began to discover Platinum and Emerald radio frequencies containing Twilight’s special message of friendship, many of which they were able to transcribe. While some of these messages came from literal Platinum and Emerald radio frequencies, some messages came from other sources. It was only after the prophet Lauren Faust appeared and created My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic that Twilight’s message was able to finally be fully decoded and the gospel of Christianity restored. This is similar to how the Mormons restored the gospel of Jesus in the 1800s.
Some believe ponies still exist in Equestria to this day, in a secret, magic-protected and cloaked underground cavern in Antarctica — an Equestria that is indistinguishable from what we see depicted in the show. This would also explain why, with the exception of the Everfree Forest, that the ponies have to have magic for their world to function. Others, however, hold that Equestria is in another dimension and is at certain times accessible through a portal. Regardless, Twilight’s message stands.
The Platinum and Emerald frequencies also reveal that Jesus Christ was actually Twilight Sparkle, and that early Christians got most of the story mixed up as it was passed down through the generations. Thankfully, Twilight Sparkle is here to restore the gospel. So, Twilight Sparkle once lived among humans — fascinating, isn’t it? One thing that the Platinum and Emerald frequencies didn’t talk much about was how time worked in Equestria in relation to Earth. It is believed, however, that Twilight Sparkle is still alive today.
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“And to the meat-eaters, She [Celestia] said, ‘Depart from me, for I never knew you…’ …and they departed thence, and I saw them — in tartaros — some of them bound in little, light, long chains and others in big, heavy, short chains; others I saw in cages — some big and some small – some bound by both chains and a cage …but none did I see on the moon… …and they said unto her [Celestia] ‘Did not we follow thy laws, and the Great One [the Big Pony]?’ And she said, ‘Neigh. For however you treat the least of these, that is how you shall be treated.'” –Revelations from an Apple Horse, 7:14
Meaning: This passage shows us just how strongly Princess Celestia feels about meat-eaters, as she didn’t even send a single one to the moon.
“But to the vegetarians and vegans, She [Celestia] said unto them, ‘Come, enter into the Citadel of Equestria.’ And I saw them enter — some to Ponyville, others to Canterlot, still others to Appleloosa and a myriad of other places, too – each according to their pony. But to the vegans, they also received either wings, or a horn, or a farm.” –Revelations from an Apple Horse, 7:17
Meaning: This passage shows us just how important being vegan is.
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Citations:
Video 1: 4everfreebrony horse is good
Video 2: my biggest pony the series commercial — the hub, april fool’s joke
Video 3: awesome god by cantersoft
Video 4: who knows by 4everfreebrony, animation by shurr_
Video 5: 4everfreebrony — this is what it’s like (celestia being on the moon)
Video 6: i like vegetables by parry gripp