This is my first post, so I am saying hello to Equestria in it because that’s what ponies do. I think that there are a lot of ponies who live in Equestria, and they probably pony pony. I am just writing stuff in order to fill up space so this looks like an actual blog post. In fact, I have some older posts that I want to upload soon (that I wrote at an earlier date), but which I would like to upload nonetheless. Other than that, I will ask you, my entire 0 dear readers: The name “Equestria” is somewhat dated, is it not? What name do you think best encompasses the pony spirit that is suitable for the modern Earth age we find ourselves in? Be sure to like and subscribe. And now a word from my sponsor:
Sponsorship Sorrow in Ponyville
In Ponyville, the fun begins,
with Twilight, Dash, and all their friends.
But mid-adventure, what’s this plight?
a sponsor stops the rainbow light.
“Now hold your hooves!” Pinkie proclaims!
“This VPN will change your gameS.”
but ponies don’t need apps~ or even tea—
We just want joy, and harmony.
Yet even ponies – pay the price
to keep the magic going nice;
The bits must flow the ads parade
But fren’shin light will never fa’e.
(ChatGPT 4o. PonyPuristv3.0.)
And now back to the ponyroll! Anyways, come to Donut.
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Works Cited
ChatGPT 4o. Guided and Edited by: PonyPuristv3.0. “Sponsorship Sorrow in Ponyville.”