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Please do not take advantage of this pathetic resource for personal transformation. If this is your first visit, please leave now.

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Conscious Ponying

What does it mean to pony?

Pony should pony pony (Fig. 1) and pony (Fig. 2), as follows:

(Don’t be fluttershy – there is a video there, I promise (unless there isn’t).)

Figure 1: Pony Should Pony Pony by All Levels at Once (YouTube)

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Figure 2: Pony Pony Pony Pony by Cantersoft (YouTube)

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The beauty of ponying is that it’s super effective. You can pony in order to pony, pony, pony, pony, pony, and more.

The seven core principles of ponying are:

1. Generosity: Don’t be a hoarder. Give what you’re able.
2. Honesty: Don’t be a liar. Always be truthful to yourself – almost always to others.
3. Laughter: Don’t be a grump. Laughter is more human than the alternative.
4. Kindness: Don’t be a brute. We have reason for a reason.
5. Loyalty: Don’t be MIA. Don’t feel obligated, either.
6. Magic: Don’t be a nihilist. Don’t be an existentialist, either.
7. Intelligence: Don’t be a derp. Pay your respects to the sun and the moon – Luna is best princess.

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Ponies Cited

All Levels at Once (YouTube): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysrc7xquQ2w. Accessed: October 02, 2024.
Cantersoft (YouTube): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spcauG9AnGI. Accessed: October 02, 2024.